The hippies below

I’m pretty sure the people below me are retired hippies. Retired TRUE hippies.

A true hippie is a hippie that believes that war is always bad, and sex is always good. They are also fat, and to the dismay of the general public, believe their naked bodies are beautiful, and not…..how you say in English….disgusting.

No I have not seen them naked (I am genuinely sad that I have not)….nor do I think they are actually hippies…actually they’re more like beach rednecks. Same shit as a redneck, but instead of huntin’ coon and makin’ moonshine they hunt dollar tacos and blend margaritas.

Goddamnit and they bbq all the time….