Writer, politician, humanitarian, 8th century barbarian, all of these things cannot be said about me.

My name is John, and this is my website.  I wanted to create a place that I can showcase my writing and be a place that you can enjoy your coffee as your boss takes a leak.  I add a lot of content because I know your boss takes long bathroom breaks, and really, that's one of the reasons why you still work there.  Sure, you can make a little more money elsewhere, perhaps get a nicer office.  But where else would you find a boss who has a bladder problem that perfectly suits your slacking off lifestyle?  I'd say in an 8 hour work day, a good 4 hours is you getting excited every time you see him walk down the corridor because FINALLY you can play your turn in Words with friends, and i SWEAR i will find a word that has a Q and a V in it or it's the last thing I ever do!!!

Below are some of my most recent pursuits, to give you a quick background on myself:

          -Writing

          -Comic Book creation

          -This space empty

          -Getting punked on by playa's

          -Olympic failure

Please enjoy my site.  I hope you get a few laughs and make some insights about the meaning of life, love and NACHOS that's what I'm having for dinner.

Beef.

-John