Yup, thats me bitches. why did i leave the date in there? Why the fuck not? arent you one of those people who see a picture and go "oh damn, if i could see the date this picture was taken i would so stop jacking off right now." so yeah, theres the date.

This picture was taken shortly after i had battled, defeated, and had sex with the dreaded midget monster. Its a giant monster...thats a midget. So its about as tall as a normal human. A monster when compared to normal midgets. The battle was hard fought, the midget monster wanted my pockets. I tried to reason with him I MEAN HER that i needed those pockets for my hands. No, she didnt listen. She just kept lunging at my pockets with her migdet monster hands yelling "pocket pocket! lickity splack! hamburger"

I shrieked in horror, then i cried in delight, then i took a nap. When i awoke my pockets were gone and the midget monster was unzipping my pants. Oh monster midget, midget of monster lore, how i love you i cried. You can steal my pockets, but you can have my heart.

While the midget monster was stunned with my love, i kicked it in its balls, sent it on its way in a taxi, and lit up a cigarette. i stood there, wondering, "who was that woman, and why was she wearing a postal delivery uniform?"

This is where you can reach me. Not physically though. Why? Because i like to rendevous at an undisclosed location. ok its the local winchels. you happy? now everyone knows where they can see me fondle myself. mmm....cruellers.....


shit...this link like, goes to somewhere else here. fucking ay! ah well, just something i have to motivate me to make my own page.

john@hervatski.com